I decided to hide out from the mama heat for a bit in the safe confines of sports writing, where no one ever gets irrationally upset (hahahahaha! I feel I have to add that now every time I’m being sarcastic/kidding). It was super fun to attend a game as a member of the press (did you know they give you free chili and sodas and sheet cake and donuts?! Members of the press eat very unhealthy food!).  Even though the Timberwolves lost and I wasn’t able to photograph any naked players in the locker room (prudes), it was a fantastic experience. Basketball!